I just received the following advertisement from my time traveling fax machine (a Christmas gift from a friend):
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
The Comprehensive Genetic Genealogy Testing Package®!
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As part of the Comprehensive Genetic Genealogy Testing Package®, you will receive results from each of the following individual tests: